So, the summer is going to near and my family will going to Nha Trang beach. Next to five days prepare luggage, my family presented in the beach. Oh!!! the wind is cold and fantatic, the beach as an endless green carpet, It is so cool. Hotels are high and beatiauful. In the afternoon, dad, me and my brother was swimming in the beach. Water beach is coldly and wonderful. In the near evening, my family been enjoying famous seafood in Nha Trang. In the night, I and my brother went to the park, my parents went in sand near the beach. Next to summer vacations, my family came to my home. But I do not forgot my summe

3 boys traveling on an airplane - are in the middle of the sea plane suddenly crashed

Aircraft Staff: The aircraft suffers from an engine failure suggesting passengers to throw away unnecessary luggage so that we can fly to the nearest airport.

US: throw a big balloon out of the airplane window VN he asked: what's he throwing in - US responded: dola í, this one in my country lacks anything to light

Japanese throw a big bag out of the plane window VN he asked again: what he throwing in Japan: Diamond thought - this country much

VN to the window, kick the other two people down the couch out: "Water I this guy so much"

That's true

Dịch :

3 chàng trai cùng đi du lịch trên 1 chiếc máy bay – đang ở giữa biển khơi máy bay bỗng có trục trặc

Nhân viên máy bay : máy bay bị sự cố về động cơ, đề nghị hành khách vứt bỏ các hành lý không cần thiết để chúng ta có thể bay đến sân bay gần nhất

Mỹ : ném 1 cái balo to đùng ra cửa sổ máy bay anh VN hỏi : cậu vứt gì thế – Mỹ trả lời : dola í mà , cái này ở nước tui thiếu gì vứt cho nhẹ

Nhật ném 1 cái túi to đùng ra cửa sổ máy bay anh VN hỏi tiếp : cậu vứt gì thế Nhật : kim cương ý mừh – nước tui thứ này nhiều lắm

VN đến cửa sổ, đá 2 thằng kia xuống văng ra ngoài : ” Nước tui mấy thằng thế này nhiều lắm”

Mà công nhận đúng thật

I very chicken but I don't understand you barking so stop barking girl beucause It'very nosy. I learn English fucking 2 Years OK   

SO Do you want to me write tell about a story ,dream to go dog

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                                                                              FUNNY STORY

                                                                  CậU bÉ vÀ nGưỜi ThỢ cẮt TóC

      A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

Our family experience of Sea Spirit this past weekend was exceptional. We are a group of 16 people between the ages of 5 and 67. It is a day to remember and scatter the ashes of a very loving mother and grandmother/grandmother. The captain and crew were very kind, and quietly respected what this day meant to us. They are clearly skilled and well trained. We definitely feel safe. The boat is very clean and spacious. We would highly recommend them.

hello

"Computer Dating"

Maurice loved his computer and loved internet dating. Very thorough and logical, he spent months scoring every respondent out of one thousand, cross-referencing virtues and failings; writing hundreds of emails, analysing their replies. Sadly, he never had time to go out and meet anyone, so he married his computer instead.

The story that I want to tell people is called "Son Tinh, thuy tinh." The story is about talent and praise Son Tinh can fight floods, natural disasters. Story of the story is as follows: In the 18 th Hung Vuong Dynasty, Hung Vuong had a daughter named My Nuong and My Nuong very beautiful, gentle and gentle, My Nuong also has to get married. The king loves her very much, so she wants to marry her a worthy husband. One day, two boys came to tender offer. One who lives in Tan Vien mountain area, has strange talents: Waving hands east, floating east of the beach; Waving to the west, the west rising up the hills. People call him Son Tinh. And the other in the mountains of Tan Vien also not bad: call the wind, the wind came, the rain, rain. People called him Glass. In the two men, one is the lord, the other is the lord of the water, King Hung is very confused. Finally Hung Vuong was challenged to marry. Wedding conditions are two men to bring the ceremony to honor, the ceremony includes: one hundred sky rice cake, a hundred sky rice cake, ivory elephant, chicken and horse ripe roses each pair of one pair. Anyone who comes to the wedding ceremony will be cherished. And the new light in the morning, the crystal was brought to the ceremony before so the king of the gentleman to give. Glass came later and did not marry his wife should go angry to bring the chase to hit the crystal. Thunder storms, called the wind storm thunder chasing paint. Water flooded the fields, houses, water was raised on the hills, slopes. Charms have been submerged in the sea. But the crystal still does not flinter, Son Tinh has allowed each hill, moving each mountain to prevent the flood. How much to raise water, Crystal clear up high mountains as much. Finally, after a few months of fighting, Glass was exhausted but Son Tinh remained strong. Every year, severe enemas are intense, so Glass still raises Son Tinh but every time loses. 

In all, my mother is the person I respect most. At age 40, my mother seems to be still young. She teaches in elementary school. Teaching is hard work but she likes it. I admire my mother for several reasons. First of all, my mother is a woman of concern. She has devoted her life to taking care of me. I remember when I was six, I had to go to the doctor. When I woke up, my mother was by my side. At that time, I realized how much I loved it. Also, my mother is someone I can trust. She is always the first to listen to all my problems and give me some helpful tips. Thanks to her encouragement, I have overcome all difficulties. In short, I am very proud of my mother. She is always the one who inspires me the most.

Of all people, my mother is the person I admire most. At the age of forties, my mother seems to be still young. She teaches at a primary school. Teaching is hard work but she loves it. I admire my mother for some reasons. First of all, my mother is a caring woman. She has devoted all her life to taking care of me. I still remember when I was six, I had to go to hospital for a surgery. When I first woke up, my mother was still beside me. At that moment, I realized how much I love her. In addition, my mother is the person I can count on. She is always the first to listen to all my problems and give me some useful advice. Thanks to her encouragement, I have overcome all difficulties. In brief, I am very proud of my mother. She is always the person who inspires me most.

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