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 A Cow Grazing

Artist : “That, sir, is a cow grazing”
Visitor : “Where is the grass ?”
Artist : “The cow has eaten it”
Visitor : “But where is the cow ?”
Artist : “You don’t suppose she’d be fool enough to stay there after she’d eaten all the grass, do you ?”

dịch: Bò ăn cỏ

Họa sĩ : – Bức tranh đó vẽ một con bò đang ăn cỏ đấy, thưa ông.
Khách : – Có thấy cỏ đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Con bò ăn hết rồi.
Khách : – Thế còn con bò đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Chứ bộ ông tưởng con bò lại ngu đến mức đứng ỳ ở đó sau khi đã ăn hết cỏ sao ông ?

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WHO I AM? 
Mark Twain 
A man in Philadelphia suicide, left a suicide note the following: 
I married a widow. My wife had a daughter grew. 
My father's daughter falls in love with my wife, marry it, so my father became my son-in-law, and my wife's daughter became my mother. 
My husband and I gave birth to a son, so my father's brother in law of my son, and my son, my uncle, because it was the sister of my wife's daughter. 
Then my father's wife gave birth to a son. That's my brother and also my grandson, because it was the son of the daughter of my wife. 
Comment out my wife is my grandmother, because she is my mother's mother. I was her husband who is also her grandchild. Husband's grandmother is his grandfather, so I was my grandfather.

dịch: Tôi là ai?

TÔI LÀ AI?

Mark Twain
Một người đàn ông ở Philadelphia tự tử, để lại một bức thư tuyệt mệnh sau đây:
Tôi kết hôn với một góa phụ. Vợ tôi có một con gái đã lớn.
Cha tôi phải lòng con gái của vợ tôi, kết hôn với nó, vậy cha tôi trở thành con rể tôi, còn con gái của vợ tôi trở thành mẹ tôi.
Vợ chồng tôi sinh được một con trai, vậy cha tôi là anh rể của con trai tôi, còn con trai tôi là chú tôi, vì nó là em của con gái của vợ tôi.
Rồi vợ của cha tôi lại sinh một con trai. Đó chính là em trai tôi và cũng là cháu ngoại tôi, vì nó là con của con gái của vợ tôi.
Luận ra thì vợ tôi chính là bà ngoại tôi, vì nàng là mẹ của mẹ tôi. Tôi là chồng nàng đồng thời là cháu ngoại của nàng. Mà chồng của bà ngoại phải là ông ngoại, vì thế tôi chính là ông ngoại của tôi.

oh,i was met you in the bathroom of the restaurent.

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Ha Long Bay is located in Quang Ninh province, in the northeast of Vietnam. It consists of 1, 960 islets, most of which are limestone. The bay has undergone hundreds of millions years of history.

Ha Long Bay is home to 14 endemic floral species and 60 endemic faunal species. Its climate is typically tropical and wet with 2 seasons including hot, moist summers and dry, cold winters. This area marked important events in the history of Vietnam with many artifacts found in Bai Tho Mount, Dau Go Cave and Bai Chay.

Ha Long Bay has received many awards and designations.In 1994, it was first listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site by UNESCO for its outstanding, universal aesthetic value. In 2000, the World Heritage Committee additionally recognised Hạ Long Bay for its outstanding geological and geomorphological value.

With its outstanding features, Ha Long Bay is one of the most worth visiting places in Vietnam.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and franally begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don’t need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

In the moral class, the teacher is teaching the virtues of the teacher. The teacher asked the whole class: - Let the teacher know a verse about the teacher. Class silent. Teacher: - This sentence has two words "you" and "should" class silence episodes 2. Teachers rejoicing - This sentence has both "no" and "quiz" The class continues silence. Crazy teacher: - This sentence has 6 words, both the words "teacher" and "do". What is this? At the end of the class, there was a timid arm. - What do you say? - That teacher is the sentence "Do not you teacher should be"

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In my daily life, I have several hobbies such as cooking, surfing, listening to music and so on. However, I reading books the most for some reasons. Firstly, reading makes me feel comfortable after many long stressful hours at school. I actually comic books because they contain lots of colorful and interesting images that keep my spirit relax. Secondly, reading books provides me a great deal of diverse knowledge of many fields. For instance, I can know more specific culture of each country in The World’s Cultures book. In addition, I can know more things about different life of various animals that are living around the world in the Discovery of Animals World book. Finally, reading helps to enhance my vocabulary in both Vietnamese and English language. In Vietnamese book, I can learn many traditional folks or proverbs that help me understand more deeply the beauty of my mother tongue. About English books, I can improve my English reading comprehension skill in study. Besides, my communication skill with the foreigners will be better, too. In conclusion, I really reading books, for it brings many good things to me. I see it as an useful activity to learn how to make life more meaningful and beautiful.
  

First, King Hung ordered Mai An Tiem and his family to live on an island.The island was very far away.Then one day, An Tiem found some black seeds and he grew them. The seeds gave watermelons.Next, An Tiem's family exchanged the watermelons for food and drink.In the end, King Hung heard about the story and he let An Tiem and his family go back home

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As a freshman in university, I was excited to take on new challenges and explore my interests. However, I soon found myself struggling with a particularly difficult math course. No matter how much I studied or sought help, I couldn't seem to grasp the concepts.

Feeling discouraged, I considered dropping the course. But I didn't want to give up so easily. Instead, I decided to approach the professor for extra help and joined a study group with classmates who were also struggling.

Through hard work and determination, I slowly began to understand the material and improve my grades. It wasn't easy, but the challenge taught me the value of perseverance and seeking help when needed.

In the end, I not only passed the course, but gained a newfound confidence in my ability to overcome obstacles.