con trai chỉ là một thằng ăn hại. nhất là tôi!
tại sao nguyễn văn huân tôi rất thich con trai nhất là thằng toàn lớp tôi
ko phải tôi 3d mà thằng toàn thích tôi mà tôi với nó từng lên trên dường với nhau rồi tôi thông nó rồi đừng nói với ai nhé
bạn kết bạn với tôi đi tôi kể cho
Đây là một bộ phim nói về một chàng trai được giới thiệu làm gia sư cho con gái của bà mẹ là vợ ông chồng cũng là cha của thằng con trai nhỏ mà thằng đó sau này lại là học trò của nhỏ em gái con ông chồng cũng là cha của thằng gia sư đó ! Chưa hết , vợ ông chồng là cha thằng con trai đó đã thuê cha của nhỏ em gái là con của me thằng gia sư nọ về làm tài xế cho cha của thằng con trai là em ruột của đứa em gái mình . Quan trọng hơn , bà mẹ của thằng gia sư là anh trai của nhỏ gia sư cũng là con của thằng cha sau này được bà mẹ của đứa con gái là chị của thằng em trai con ông chồng mời về thay thế cho .........
co ai ở trên ko trong khi trên đó chỉ có 2 thằng con trai đang khoc va một con gái đang đánh 2 thằng con trai?
1. Câu đố : Trên nhấp dưới giật là đang gì ?
2. Câu đố : Ở Việt Nam , một thằng mù và ba thằng điếc đi ăn phở , mỗi người ăn một tô . Mỗi tô phở là 10 ngàn đồng . Hỏi ăn xong họ phải trả bao nhiêu tiền ?
3. Câu đố : Con trai và đàn ong có điểm gì khác nhau ?
1 . Câu cá
2. 20 ngàn đồng (vì thằng mù và ba của thằng điếc là 2 người )
3. Con trai sống dưới nước , đàn ong sống trên bờ
1. Câu cá ( vì ở trên thả cần câu cá xuống còn cá ở dưới nước thì giật cần câu để lấy mồi )
2. Họ phải trả hai mươi nghìn đồng ( vì thằng mù là một và ba của thằng điếc là hai )
3. Khác : Con trai ( ngọc trai ) sống dưới nước còn con ong sống trên cây
1.câu cá
2. 20nghìn đồng
3 . con trai
trong tiểu phẩm tôi đi tìm tôi thằng ngu nhất và ngu như con chó là thằng nào?
am so gam là gì?
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Trời ơi! Ghét bọn con trai ghê ý. Hết thằng này đến thằng khác lm tôi bị khủng hoảng tinh thần vs 1 cách hết sức điên dồ đó là TT. Ôi giời ơi chắc chết
cs những đứa con trai như thần kinh nhưng cx cs những đứa rất tốt! Nhưng đa phần là mấy thằng thần kinh
mấy bà nên tôn trọng tụi tui à nha
Đọc đoạn văn sau rồi trả lời câu hỏi:
“Mặt lão đột nhiên co rúm lại. Những nếp nhăn xô lại với nhau, ép cho nước mắt chảy ra. Cái đầu lão ngoẹo về một bên và cái miệng móm mém của lão mếu như con nít. Lão hu hu khóc…
- Khốn nạn…Ông giáo ơi!...Nó có biết gì đâu! Nó thấy tôi thì chạy ngay về, vẫy đuôi mừng. Tôi cho nó ăn cơm. Nó đang ăn thì thằng Mục nấp trong nhà, ngay đằng sau nó, tóm lấy hai cẳng sau nó dốc ngược nó lên. Cứ thế là thằng Mục với thằng Xiên, hai thằng chúng nó chỉ loay hoay một lúc đã trói chặt bốn chân nó lại. Bấy giờ cu cậu mới biết là cu cậu chết!...Này! ông giáo ạ! Cái giống nó cũng khôn! Nó cứ làm in như có trách tôi; nó kêu ư ử nhìn tôi, như nuốn bảo tôi rằng: “A! Lão già tệ lắm! Tôi ăn ở với lão như thế mà lão xử với tôi như thế này à?”
Xác định thành phần trợ từ, thán từ, được dùng trong đoạn văn và cho biết ý nghĩa sử dụng.(1,5 điểm)
a ta cx bất ngờ khi thấy tôi,a ta hỏi mẹ của cô ấy là tôi là ai,mẹ cô ấy cx bất ngờ vì nghĩ tôi là bn của cô ấy, m.n đều nhìn tôi bằng con mắt nghi ngờ tôi vẫn thanh thản uống trà mà mẹ cô ấy pha cho tôi, khi uống xong tôi hỏi anh ta rằng cn nhớ cô gái mà a ta gọi là khó tính k phải mất 1 ít thời gian anh ta ms nhớ ra tôi. Anh ta ns vs bố mẹ của cô ấy là bt tôi. Anh ta vs tôi nt thật ra thì anh ta chỉ nhìn tôi vs con mắt ngạc nhiên cn tôi thì vẫn ngồi uống trà. một lúc lâu sau anh ta ms bắt chuyện vs tôi. Anh ta ns cô ấy đã rất buồn vì 7 năm qua vẫn k nt vs tôi. Lúc đó tôi nhếch mép lên cười anh ta thấy lạ vì lúc trước tôi đã ns chuyện vs anh ta vì cô ấy chứng tỏ tôi rất ccoi trọng cô ấy. Tôi bt anh ta sẽ thấy lạ nên đã ns vs anh ta rằng cô ấy chỉ cần anh ta chỉ có anh ta ms có thể lm cô ấy buồn đc cô ấy có thể dễ dàng quên đc tôi mà khi k nt vs tôi lại thấy buồn . tôi ns vs anh ta là tôi muốn gặp cô ấy anh ta bảo rằng cô ấy đang ik hok sắp về r. Anh ta ns sẽ ik đón cô ấy, anh ta rủ tôi ik theo. Tôi cx đồng ý. Trên đường ik Anh ta hỏi tại s đag giữa hok kì mà tôi có thể ik tìm cô ấy.Tôi chỉ tl đơn giản là thik. Đến trường cx là lúc hs trong trường ra về. Tôi ghét nhất là lúc này vì trường sẽ rất ồn ào. Tôi đợi anh ta ở trước cổng. K hiểu sao đang đứng đợi bỗng có một nhóm hs nam tới . có vẻ như bọn chúng đang muốn trêu ghẹo tôi. Có 1 tk con trai vuốt má tôi ,tôi đã ns hắn bỏ tay ra nhưng hắn vẫn k bỏ. Những ng xung quanh chỉ đứng đó nhìn tôi họ đưa ánh mắt thw hại về phía tôi. Từ nhỏ tới lớn tôi ghét nhất là ng khác thw hại mik và ghét nhất ng khác động vào ng của tôi . tôi đã k để ý những ánh mắt ngạc nhiên của m.n nhìn tôi. Tôi đã ra tay đánh bọn nó.Bống có 1 cánh tay từ đằng sau kéo tay tôi. Đó là 1 ng con trai
1. Người tham gia hỏi đáp không được đưa câu hỏi và bình luận linh tinh lên trang web, chỉ đưa các nội dung liên quan đến môn toán.
2. Người tham gia hỏi đáp không trả lời linh tinh, không phù hợp với nội dung trên diễn đàn và trang web.
3. Người tham gia hỏi đáp không "Đúng" vào các câu trả lời linh tinh nhằm gian lận điểm hỏi đáp.
có thể hỏi những môn khác đúng k
mik đag tập vt văn đó
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