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 A Cow Grazing

Artist : “That, sir, is a cow grazing”
Visitor : “Where is the grass ?”
Artist : “The cow has eaten it”
Visitor : “But where is the cow ?”
Artist : “You don’t suppose she’d be fool enough to stay there after she’d eaten all the grass, do you ?”

dịch: Bò ăn cỏ

Họa sĩ : – Bức tranh đó vẽ một con bò đang ăn cỏ đấy, thưa ông.
Khách : – Có thấy cỏ đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Con bò ăn hết rồi.
Khách : – Thế còn con bò đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Chứ bộ ông tưởng con bò lại ngu đến mức đứng ỳ ở đó sau khi đã ăn hết cỏ sao ông ?

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WHO I AM? 
Mark Twain 
A man in Philadelphia suicide, left a suicide note the following: 
I married a widow. My wife had a daughter grew. 
My father's daughter falls in love with my wife, marry it, so my father became my son-in-law, and my wife's daughter became my mother. 
My husband and I gave birth to a son, so my father's brother in law of my son, and my son, my uncle, because it was the sister of my wife's daughter. 
Then my father's wife gave birth to a son. That's my brother and also my grandson, because it was the son of the daughter of my wife. 
Comment out my wife is my grandmother, because she is my mother's mother. I was her husband who is also her grandchild. Husband's grandmother is his grandfather, so I was my grandfather.

dịch: Tôi là ai?

TÔI LÀ AI?

Mark Twain
Một người đàn ông ở Philadelphia tự tử, để lại một bức thư tuyệt mệnh sau đây:
Tôi kết hôn với một góa phụ. Vợ tôi có một con gái đã lớn.
Cha tôi phải lòng con gái của vợ tôi, kết hôn với nó, vậy cha tôi trở thành con rể tôi, còn con gái của vợ tôi trở thành mẹ tôi.
Vợ chồng tôi sinh được một con trai, vậy cha tôi là anh rể của con trai tôi, còn con trai tôi là chú tôi, vì nó là em của con gái của vợ tôi.
Rồi vợ của cha tôi lại sinh một con trai. Đó chính là em trai tôi và cũng là cháu ngoại tôi, vì nó là con của con gái của vợ tôi.
Luận ra thì vợ tôi chính là bà ngoại tôi, vì nàng là mẹ của mẹ tôi. Tôi là chồng nàng đồng thời là cháu ngoại của nàng. Mà chồng của bà ngoại phải là ông ngoại, vì thế tôi chính là ông ngoại của tôi.

oh,i was met you in the bathroom of the restaurent.

On my first day at school, I was very excited as I was not going to be a primary schooler but a secondary schooler. I was very happy as it was very easy to make friends and the teacher's were very nice and friendly. Friend's were playful and jolly. Not only that but the food there was awesome. The food was filled with wonderful flavours. The classroom decorations was nice and it was very clean. The entrance was also welcoming. I hope that I will make lot's of friends in school too!
 

Tham khảo nhá :)

cảm ơn bn nhaa

I'm going to talk you about UNICEF. UNICEF stands for the United Nations Children's Fund. It is responsible for helping children worldwide. UNICEF helps improve children's health, helps children and mothers affected with HIV, helps create a cleaner living environment, promotes education and so on. Since UNICEF started its activities in Viet Nam, it has run a lot of projects and programmes to help improve children's lives. More children, especially those living in disadvantaged areas, can get vaccinated thanks to the UNICEF vaccination programme. The organisation has also created more educational opportunities for Vietnamese children. The UNICEF's activities are very practical and meaningful. I really want to have an opportunity to work for this organisation to help children have better life.

I'm going to talk you about UNICEF. UNICEF stands for the United Nations Children's Fund. It is responsible for helping children worldwide. UNICEF helps improve children's health, helps children and mothers affected with HIV, helps create a cleaner living environment, promotes education and so on. Since UNICEF started its activities in Viet Nam, it has run a lot of projects and programmes to help improve children's lives. More children, especially those living in disadvantaged areas, can get vaccinated thanks to the UNICEF vaccination programme. The organisation has also created more educational opportunities for Vietnamese children. The UNICEF's activities are very practical and meaningful. I really want to have an opportunity to work for this organisation to help children have better life.

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