A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and franally begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don’t need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
In the moral class, the teacher is teaching the virtues of the teacher. The teacher asked the whole class: - Let the teacher know a verse about the teacher. Class silent. Teacher: - This sentence has two words "you" and "should" class silence episodes 2. Teachers rejoicing - This sentence has both "no" and "quiz" The class continues silence. Crazy teacher: - This sentence has 6 words, both the words "teacher" and "do". What is this? At the end of the class, there was a timid arm. - What do you say? - That teacher is the sentence "Do not you teacher should be"
