Why is the letter E so important? - Because it's the most common letter in the English language.
What is the longest word in the English language? - Smiles. (There is a mile between the first and last letters.)
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? - Because they don't want to get hot under the collar.
What can you catch but not throw? - A cold.
How do we know the ocean is friendly? - It waves.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? - By sleeping during the night.
What month do soldiers hate? - March, because they have to march.
Where can you always find money? - In the dictionary.
What clothing is always sad? - Blue jeans.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? - A teapot.
What has nothing but a head and a tail? - A coin.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? - A promise.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? - Short.
What kind of cup can’t hold water? - A cupcake.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? - A map.
What belongs only to you but is used more by others than by yourself? - Your name.
What is it that was the past of tomorrow and the future of yesterday? - Today.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? - Your right hand.
When I eat, I live but when I drink, I die. Who am I? - A fire.
What is higher without a head than with a head? - A pillow.