Dịch hộ mik câu chuyện tiếng anh này ạ, cô giáo bảo mik dịch để làm 1 bài thuyết trình về sự thú vị của tiếng anh, mik sẽ tick cho ạ

Grandma's plate of cookies
Jannie and Juna are playing in the living room, grandma has finished baking a plate of delicious strawberry jam cookies.
But, other than grandma, it looks like someone ate 3 pies.
"Jannie, did you eat three of my cookies?" she asked
- No, I'm playing with dolls. - Jannie shakes her head
- Hmm, Juna, you ate 3 cookies, didn't you?
- I'm taking care of Teddy, Jannie can see it too!- Juna also shook her head
After a while, 10 cakes were lost 3 of them, only 7 left. But lost 2 more. Grandma was very surprised. At this time, the youngest brother William was coming out, and his grandmother hurriedly asked:
- Hey William, did you eat two more of my pies?
- No! I was just fed a bag of macaroons by Aunt Marie just now, now my stomach is full!- William said
Now it's all gone. Grandma was very angry. She decided to find the culprit. When she saw the father of 3 sisters eating something, she immediately patted her shoulder. Oh my god! Dad was the culprit, his mouth still covered with strawberry jam and crumbs. Dad scratched his head, embarrassed. But dad's guilty face made the whole family laugh
- Haha!

Dịch câu chuyện drama sau ra tiếng việt =))))))))

Story: The Third Person
- That girl! Who let you mess with my lover!?
- Ha, silly? She shut her mouth right away, lying!
- You crazy!
* 1 blush slap
- Who do you think you are? I messed with him, what are you doing to me? Sluggish, little fool! (Voice both mocking and angry)
- Hic, why... Why are you so indifferent to a third person?! What do you have that is not equal to it or inferior to it?
- Sorry, I can't marry someone like you, let's break up and cancel the wedding...
- Wait! You will regret it!
- Oh, I'm so scared! (Ironic) Watch this chicken turn into a phoenix, my country~!
2 years later...
- Girl, are you back? How do you get this dress with money from your mother to buy a dress?
* Pedal for 1 kick, put your feet on the wall
- What? 1 pretty girl? So you know Floridal company?
- Know! I'm the boss of the A and C offices! You're just an employee, aren't you?
- No, kid! I'm the president of the company! (Tricky, scornful voice)
2 minutes later...
- Honey, this one kicked me!
- God! Boss!
- Huh? Boss?
- Dude, have you finished this month's report yet?
- Almost done! Oh my God! Why do you say that to my boss? Chairman of that company, you want me to lose my job?
- Oh my gosh!
Continue...

dịch ra đi, đọc cuốn lắm ạ!

Gia Hân đang đi trên đường sang nhà Bảo Vy chơi, chợt thấy 1 bà cụ đang bị ngã mà không đứng dậy được. Bảo Vy đang rất sốt ruột. Nếu em là Gia Hân, em sẽ làm j?

Cho mình xin lý thuyết toán chuyển động cùng thời điểm, khác vtri; cùng vti, khác tdiem; ngược chiều cùng tgian và khác tgian ạ. Mik sẽ tick cho ạ

Toán chuyển động khó nhể ; ^^