99 : 9
mọi người biết chế thơ về bff ko chế đi ^^
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6 tháng 5 2021 lúc 21:52
viết thơ tự chế đi nào mọi người
Em thích uống trà chanh
Thích ăn luôn cả bánh.
Vì trong chanh với bánh
Đều có một chút anh.
pp chị iu của em
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Con cứ việc ngủ ngon
Ngày mai thi cho tốt
Ko thì cô chê dốt
Bố sẽ rất buồn lòng.
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Bạn em tên Dũng
Bạn rất đẹp trai
Quê ở Lào Cai
Nhà ở Yên Bái.
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6 tháng 5 2021 lúc 21:43
hãy viết bài thơ tự chế đi mọi người
Tự chế á
Nè:
Chú bé loắt choắt
Cái xắc xinh xinh
Cái chân thoăn thoắn
Cái đầu "cắt moi"
:))))))
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MƠ CÓ LÚC TỈNH GIẤC
HOA CÓ LÚC LÌA CÀNH
CHỈ BẠN BÈ CHÂN THÀNH
LÀ BÊN NHAU MÃI MÃI
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Mở nhóm chế ko mọi người, cùng chế một bài thơ thật hay nhé, đòi sự sáng tạo của mọi người đấy
Ai hay 3 tik, đc olm chọn thì tui tặng một nik
hôm nay chế thơ cho vui ae ko quan tâm thì ko cần nói gì đâuBài thơ chế về học sinh số 1:Người ta đi học có đôiCòn tôi đi học ôi thôi phát sầuMột mình ngồi ngắm bồ câuNó cũng.... hai đứa ..lại càng sầu thêm- Bài thơ chế về học sinh số 2:Học hành như cá kho tiêuKho nhiều thì mặn học nhiều thì ngu!- Bài thơ chế về học sinh số 3:Học làm chi, thi làm gìTú Xương còn rớt, huống chi là mình.
Đọc tiếp
hôm nay chế thơ cho vui ae ko quan tâm thì ko cần nói gì đâu
Bài thơ chế về học sinh số 1:
Người ta đi học có đôi
Còn tôi đi học ôi thôi phát sầu
Một mình ngồi ngắm bồ câu
Nó cũng.... hai đứa ..lại càng sầu thêm
- Bài thơ chế về học sinh số 2:
Học hành như cá kho tiêu
Kho nhiều thì mặn học nhiều thì ngu!
- Bài thơ chế về học sinh số 3:
Học làm chi, thi làm gì
Tú Xương còn rớt, huống chi là mình.
I. Nội qui tham gia "Giúp tôi giải toán"
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Tui tiếp tục P2 của chế thơ nhé add friend
chế đi chế nhiều vào sáng tạo càng tốt
ko copy
Thất tình tự tử lên sân thượng
Gió thổi hiu hiu ngủ tới chiều
k đi
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Bài làm
Đông sang Xuân tới là dĩ nhiên
Hạ sang Thu tới dĩ nhiên vô cùng
Thu sang Đông tới là dĩ nhiên
Đông sang Xuân tới dĩ nhiên vô cùng
Xuân, Hạ, Thu, Đông thi nhau chạy trước
Chạy được tới đâu biết đến đâu.
~ Không hay nhỉ ~
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Các bạn ơi ai biết chế thơ chế cho mik vài bài đi (thơ vui thôi đừng chế bậy nha)
Cánh cò bay lả bay la
Siêu nhân ném đá chết 3 con cò
Gần đó có 1 con bò
Con bò nó đá gãy giò siêu nhân
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đi học như đi tu
ngồi học như ngồi tù
ngồi cùng thằng xấu mù
càng học lại càng ngu
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sớt google nhìu lắm pạn ạ!!!
tick mk na!!!
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Chế ra 1 bài thơ nói về 20/11 ai chế ra đc mk sẽ tự ib tặng 20k ( có 20k thui mk còn hs mà -.- ^_^). Còn nếu ko chế ra đc thì gửi cho mk 1 bài thơ có link trính dẫn đg nha ( ko tặng xiền nhé *-* ^-^) !!!!!!!!!!
https://thuthuat.taimienphi.vn/bai-tho-moi-20-11-tho-chuc-mung-nha-giao-vn-dcma-2827n.aspx
giải thơ chế toàn niên.........................tất cả mói người xem thể lệ cuộc thi:...CHÚNG ta PHẢI ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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giải thơ chế toàn niên.........................
tất cả mói người xem thể lệ cuộc thi:...
CHÚNG ta PHẢI 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Đi thi em ngồi em nghĩ
Chắc giờ ngồi hồi tí nữa làm bài
Gần giờ nộp bài cố làm
Làm xong nộp cô rồi ra đá bóng
Vừa đá vừa nghĩ 1 câu:
"Điểm 9 trong tay
Còn điểm 1 trên giấy"
Ai ....cho tui cái
Huhu
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Hút thuốc lào nâng cao sĩ diện
Thơm mồm bổ phổi diệt trừ lao
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ba cây chụm lại cao bằng đít tao
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ukm,cuộc thi thơ tự sáng tác
ai tự chế ra các bài thơ thì tik
Lưu ý:ko chép mạng và ko dùng thơ của người khác,và dc phép chế thơ từ các bài thơ khác
bài 1 của tui nè:
Ko có việc gì khó
Chỉ sợ hàng không bền
Đục cây và đục là
Hàng xịn ắt làm nên
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1. THƠ CHẾ 18+ TỤC TĨU
Đông đến rồi em bên hắn lạnh không?
Anh nhớ em, nhớ vãi lồng ra ấy
Nhớ năm xưa anh cùng em chống đẩy
Không mặc gì mà có thấy lạnh đâu
Em thích chơi kiểu 69 quay đầu
Nhưng chân ngắn, ta gồng lâu cũng mỏi
Mùi nước hoa, anh ngửi thêm phát ói
Phút cao trào nên chẳng nói chê bai
Em vẫn khen, anh sung sức dẻo dai
50 phút, ôn các bài đã học
Thế sau lưng anh sờ qua mái tóc
Rất vui mà, sao em khóc lạ ghê
Thấy thương thương, anh chưa hiểu vấn đề
Em lên tiếng "ôi trời!! phê quá mất"
Mấy phút sau người em run bần bật
Ta đắm chìm trong tiếng giật con tim
Bữa đó xong anh ngã xuống nằm im
Sau hôm ấy, em cứ tìm anh gấp
Cũng thế thôi lúc đầu đâm phầm phập
Khi chán dần ta chỉ nhấp qua loa.
2. THƠ CHẾ BẬY BẠ NHẤT 18+
Đêm nay cờ 'dục' trống dồn
Cái hồn lại ngứa bồn chồn nhớ anh
Em đây nhớ cái củ hành
Nhớ sao những lúc thả phanh gầm gừ
Tiếng rên vô nghĩa ư ...ư
Cái hồn sung sướng ngất ngư quên trời
Bao đêm em bị tả tơi
Bao lần há miệng lấy hơi không ngừng
Cuộc vui chả có điểm dừng
Nhũ hoa cứ mãi tưng bừng ngược xuôi
"Vừa đầu cũng lại vừa đuôi
Vừa là cái lưỡi vừa chuôi để cầm"
Còn cưa lui,tới ầm ầm
Chẳng kể lớn bé cứ đâm nhiệt tình
Nhưng giờ chả thấy bóng hình
Toàn thân căng mọng cửa mình nhớ anh
Nhớ nhiều nên nước bao quanh
Anh đi hãy nhớ đi nhanh rồi về
Em căm ngày tháng lê thê
Em ghét cái cảnh phòng khuê một mình.
Cùng chia sẻ những bài thơ chế hài hước này nào. Chúc mọi người ngày mới tốt lành.
Nguồn: Gocbao.com
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