3 boys traveling on an airplane - are in the middle of the sea plane suddenly crashed
Aircraft Staff: The aircraft suffers from an engine failure suggesting passengers to throw away unnecessary luggage so that we can fly to the nearest airport.
US: throw a big balloon out of the airplane window VN he asked: what's he throwing in - US responded: dola í, this one in my country lacks anything to light
Japanese throw a big bag out of the plane window VN he asked again: what he throwing in Japan: Diamond thought - this country much
VN to the window, kick the other two people down the couch out: "Water I this guy so much"
That's true
Dịch :
3 chàng trai cùng đi du lịch trên 1 chiếc máy bay – đang ở giữa biển khơi máy bay bỗng có trục trặc
Nhân viên máy bay : máy bay bị sự cố về động cơ, đề nghị hành khách vứt bỏ các hành lý không cần thiết để chúng ta có thể bay đến sân bay gần nhất
Mỹ : ném 1 cái balo to đùng ra cửa sổ máy bay anh VN hỏi : cậu vứt gì thế – Mỹ trả lời : dola í mà , cái này ở nước tui thiếu gì vứt cho nhẹ
Nhật ném 1 cái túi to đùng ra cửa sổ máy bay anh VN hỏi tiếp : cậu vứt gì thế Nhật : kim cương ý mừh – nước tui thứ này nhiều lắm
VN đến cửa sổ, đá 2 thằng kia xuống văng ra ngoài : ” Nước tui mấy thằng thế này nhiều lắm”
Mà công nhận đúng thật
I very chicken but I don't understand you barking so stop barking girl beucause It'very nosy. I learn English fucking 2 Years OK
SO Do you want to me write tell about a story ,dream to go dog
THE END
FUNNY STORY
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
It’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat. He sits down, noing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbour says, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven’t been to together since we got married." "Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?" The man shakes his head. "No," he says. "They’re all at the funeral."
One day a tiger want to go museum and he go to museum by bus with his ancestor. He has arrived. He was amazed to see that it was to world's largest planet in space.So limited edition. He and his ancestor very about history of Space.He was looking at unidentified flying objects and many other things that were found by firefighters in the space museum were disappointing because the display here was so bad but the graphics were beautiful
